… on the way home from work last week.
MrAB’s car is in the garage so he had to use mine and collect me from work.
We decided to travel cross country and ended up having to stop because a tractor was spraying effluent from the road into a field.
Behind the tractor was a van, and the driver wasn’t happy at the delay.
In a moment worthy of an episode of Father Ted the van got closer and closer to the tractor and then there was a clunk as something (nozzle related I believe) fell off the tractor and the van was coated in crap.